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Andrew (3 weeks ago)
I am pooping right now. It burns so bad. My butthole is telling me to stop but my intestines are saying "fuck you" to my asshole.

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Jeff V. (3 weeks ago)
I'm constipated

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Terry G. (4 weeks ago)
Oh wow! I'm really flexible and I just penetrated MYSELF with my own feces! Here's how: I curled my ass up toward my face and rested my weight on the back of my neck. In this posture I can lick my own pussy for hours. But I did something better. I started to take a big dump and I swallowed it down my throat as it was coming out! I was like a snake swallowing its own tail! But better yet, it was feces, and I swallowed it whole. Yum!!!

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Shrop (4 weeks ago)
More like dicklicksic

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Doctor (4 weeks ago)
Also Bindler I am lysdexic

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Doctor again (4 weeks ago)
If you know anything about mental health cases Blinder then you would know that coprophagia is a common symptom among those who suffer from schizophrenia... Kids let this be a lesson to not speak about topics you know nothing about! Also I'll reiterate if you eat your shit you probably are a schizophrenic. If you just have a scat fetish then you are probably just German.

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Bindler (5 weeks ago)
No. Wrong. It's not schizophrenia. It's called 'coprophagia'. WAKE UP and smell the brown loaf. And try a bite while you're at it!

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Dr. Don't eat your poop (5 weeks ago)
People who eat their shit are likely to have a psychological disorder known as SCHIZOPHRENIA y'all better get your selfs checked out

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Snalper (5 weeks ago)
I've swinging 2 big pieces of shit around in the air like nunchucks! I'm waving them around and they're slinging poop drops and shit water EVERYWHERE! I'm getting it down my shirt-sleeves, in the my eyes and mouth, on the walls, pretty much anywhere and everywhere! I even smacked myself in the face with one of them earlier. It's getting pretty wild in here!

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Bill (5 weeks ago)
I just took a dump and smeared it!

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MissDaddyBitch (5 weeks ago)
I'm taking a fat shit

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fatty (5 weeks ago)
I have the beer shits from last night. RIP.

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turd (6 weeks ago)
Constipation with pebbles

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Chacha Wilson (6 weeks ago)
Hey there, everybody. I just went to the dog park and I had a great time masturbating with pieces of dried dog shit. It was ECSTASY. I grabbed the biggest turds I could find and I stuck them deep in my pussy and fucked myself with them until I came. The smell of dog shit mixed with vaginal fluid was an extreme turn on for me. I think I'll be going to brown-town down-town more often. ;)

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pooper (6 weeks ago)
My eyes tear up when I poop. Tears of happiness

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