Bryan (a day ago)
Went thru a breakup last night and boy does this shit relieve stress/pain. It's so solid. It's been 10 minutes since I started pooping and I'm still going
long turd silver (3 weeks ago)
i have a long turd growing out of my butt-hole right now. i say it's part of my body because it won't detach. i try to poop sometimes but it never drops out. it's just a part of my body now. when i'm not on the toilet i have the long turd wrapped in moist paper towels in order to make sure that it doesn't dry out and break off. i wrap it in the moist paper towels and i keep it my pant leg with one of my legs. it slides back and forth a little bit when i walk. sometimes i take off my pants and unwrap the turd in order to examine it, just to make sure it's ok. i use my wet hands to rub it up and down and smooth out any cracks that might occur. that's just the way my life is these days!
Carly (4 weeks ago)
OK. So, confession time. I was just dropping a crap-load in the toilet, and I crapped SO HARD that my shit made a splash that sprayed water out of the bowl and onto the floor, not to mention all over my pussy. Translation: Yes, I got shit-water in my pussy. I think I'm going to take a shower, or at least wipe my pussy or something.
Stig (4 weeks ago)
i got DOODOOs comin out my butt yall
Belmer (5 weeks ago)
You LOOK like a huge shit at the moment, Lulz.
Lulz (5 weeks ago)
Taking a huge shit at the moment
Gilper (6 weeks ago)
You LOOK like a giant shit, Pooper.
pooper (6 weeks ago)
I took a giant shit this morning
Nerm (12 weeks ago)
if i have worms coming out of my butt when i am pooping, and also even when i'm not pooping, then what do i do? they are small and long and reddish brown.
Squirt (14 weeks ago)
Im pooping while on the Wii U game pad WHILE my friends are reading this on the tv downstairs... its coming out
Curse you pizza hut (14 weeks ago)
Dear god I am spewing hot lava out of my ass at the moment. Why did I think "Friday wing night" from pizza hut would be a good idea? I feel like I am being anally raped by satan while the talibans have invaded my stomach and are bombing everything in sight. Dear god why pizza hut. Why do you make your wings so fucking delicious only to give me this. What have I done to deserve this? I may actually not make it this may be a severe case of the shits. I am now going to have to miss work for the next week thanks to my asshole spraying everything in sight. Please tell my children and wife that I love them all.
mr.poop (14 weeks ago)
I came I crapped I conquered
Shirlissa (14 weeks ago)
I have a huge, firm shit log in my hands and I'm giving it a blowjob. I just keep shoving it back and forth in my mouth and down my throat. I'm gagging because it's clogging my throat and I am getting smears of shit all over my face, hands, teeth. It's everywhere and it's making me so wet that I'm practically cumming in my panties. I'm about to take this thing 'downstairs' and fuck myself harder than I've ever been fucked. No protection necessary.
mrs.shit (15 weeks ago)
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