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Plendolitry (a day ago)
hey, JOSH! why don't you eat a giant shit sandwich and then wash it down with a diarrhea milkshake, anus breath!!!!

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Josh (10 days ago)
To plastopoop... There are no words to capture How I feel after reading your unpleasant experience. That is something I never thought I'd ever see. I don't know whether to thank you, be disgusted by you, or report you to the sandwich police.

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Josh (10 days ago)
Yo I just took a huge shit

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Brelkin (3 weeks ago)
Hey, Jon. Why didn't you just grab your dick and start jerking it up and down, using your barf as the lube? THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE. Go get on the toilet and start barfing again, this time al over your dick. Then just start working that thing up and down with barf all over it. But don't forget to drop some dumps while you're doing it. =PEACE=

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Jon (3 weeks ago)
I hade 6 cookies (don't ask) and I hurled all over my body while on the toilet. '-'

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WTF (5 weeks ago)

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SOSAAA (5 weeks ago)
Yesterday was my birthday and I had Popeye's Chicken for dinner last night. I ate too much and I felt really shitty. I stayed home today and I refried chicken, rice, & a biscuit for breakfast. I got a text from a pal of mine to go hiking. While I was about to get ready, I got the urge to shit. Now my asshole is being ripped to shreds. Wish me luck! I hope I can stop shitting before he comes to pick me up

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Poopocalypse Now (6 weeks ago)
I am pooping. It is going well. Nothing further to report.

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plastopoop (6 weeks ago)
Ok so i was shitting on the toilet taking a normal poopsterbation treatment when all of a sudden, i feel liquified shit pouring out my urethra, it had got all over me and i slowly pressed the delicate chuncks into my skin as i felt my long shit-filled dick arise, i was so horny! I went to check my mailbox before my shitgasm was over and i see a limited edition keypizzle diarreah dildo and a clone-A-willy kit. It was the best day ever and i punctured my ass hole with the diarreah dildo as the diarreah clone-A-willy kit was being frozen into the shape of my fat 7-inch dick, it was in the last moments of my shitgasm that i feel the very last bit of shit squirt out my dick and spew out my ass and after the lovely experience i lay in my bed exhausted and say to myself "shrek is love shrek is life"!!!!

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plastopoop (6 weeks ago)

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dallas (7 weeks ago)
What in the actual fuck. After this morning's shit. I ate chinese buffett. Got back to my shop and immediately felt that urge to shit. My anus is peeing. But its a chunky brown pee. Its running accross my right cheek then fallin into the bowl. Extra cleanup damnit. Its now changed to a slighty harder substabce likebed to cottage cheese and the smell is just terrifying. Oh.. Back to shit piss and its spraying the water back onto my balls. I might need to call in a cleanuo crew for my under carriage.

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dallas (7 weeks ago)
Holy mother of god. Held this in for 2 days and started crowning at work. No im sweating pushing this monstrous beast outta my turd cutter. Its soild and well packed...... Wait its out and burns my baloon knot. Now its just chocolate shotgunning the bowl. Fuck... Its smells ripe.

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Stlechner (8 weeks ago)
Hey, Keypizzle, your best bet is probably to take a bunch of your diarrhea and put it in the freezer to freeze it into the shape of a big dildo. Then you can take the frozen diarrhea-ice-dildo and starting fucking your butt-hole with it until you feel better. Then, stick it in your pussy. Plus, when it starts melting, the diarrhea will act as a natural lubricant inside your pussy or butt-hole. Just give it a try! If the diarrhea melting doesn't provide enough lube, try taking a big gulp of your diarrhea and then tilt your head back and let it all spill out of your mouth and run down your body. When the drips get down to your pussy, just keep fucking yourself with the diarrhea ice dildo while the liquid diarrhea acts as a lubricant.

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Butch (8 weeks ago)
I'm trapped in here with the Rad Roaches!

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Keypizzle (8 weeks ago)
Just got Super horny over my diareah. I shit it in a big bucket and poured it all over me. Diareah running down my spine. And off my butt. It smelled of dead cats and rotting flesh. I shouldn't have at the tacos i found at the border. My butthole is on fire. It's like a dragon. It feels nice when I put an ice cube up my butthole.

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